
¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,
¢αℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє BORING ωση'т мαкє уσυ FUN,
¢αℓℓιηg мє SHY ωση'т мαкє уσυ OUTGOING,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...¿¿¿¿
Lose your pen=No pen
No pen=No notes
No notes=No study
No study=Fail
Fail=No deploma
No deploma=No work
No work=No money
No money=No food
No food= Skinny
Skinny= Ugly
Ugly=No love
No Love= No marrige
No marriage=No children
No children=Alone
Alone= Depression
Depression=Sickness
Sickness= Death
Lesson= Do not lose you pen.You will die XD
EPIC CHAIN:
STOP YOU MUST CONTINUE READING THIS YOU CAN'T NOT STOP READING THIS BECAUSE IF YOU DO THEN YOU WILL EXPLODE AND YOUR REMAINS WILL BE EATEN BY A PURPLE MONSTER, NOW YOU CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T NOT WARN YOU
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL. THEN ONE NIGHT SHE WAS EATING PIZZA SHE DROPPED HER PIZZA ON THE FLOOR. THE NEXT DAY SHE COMMITED SUICIDE. YOU MUST SEND THIS TO OVER 9000 PEOPLE WHO ARE EATING PIZZA OR YOU WILL SUFFER A CRUEL FATE
DON'T BELIEVE ME?
CASE 1: ONE DAY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE READ THIS. SHE ONLY SENT IT TO 9000 PEOPLE, NOT OVER 9000. NOW SHE'S ON A CRAPPY COMPUTER-ANIMATED HUB CARTOON.
CASE 2: A GIRL NAMED JENNY READ THIS AND SENT IT TO 9021 PEOPLE, BUT 46 OF THEM WEREN'T EATING PIZZA. NOW SHE'S STUCK BEING USED AS EXAMPLES IN CHAIN LETTERS
CASE 3: A CAT READ THIS AND SHE SENT IT TO OVER 9000 PEOPLE EATING POPTARTS, NOT PIZZA. NOW SHE'S HALF-POPTART AND ENDLESSLY SOARING THROUGH OUTER SPACE.